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  • December 2011
    • Maybe you should pay better attention.
    • We’ll get there eventually.
    • Thanks for clearing that up.
    • Well, why didn’t you say so?
    • Confusion reigns.
    • Pleading time.
    • Jumping the gun.
    • Enter the Bodb.
  • November 2011
    • Slightly overconfident, maybe.
    • Happy Reunion.
    • That’s our little boa constrictor!
    • Enough with the depressing flashbacks already.
    • Character Exposition, Part 5.
    • Gotta have at least one of those.
    • Circular Argument.

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  Click to SeeMaybe you should pay better attention.We’ll get there eventually.Thanks for clearing that up.Well, why didn’t you say so?Confusion reigns.Pleading time.Jumping the gun.Enter the Bodb.Slightly overconfident, maybe.Happy Reunion.That’s our little boa constrictor!Enough with the depressing flashbacks already.Character Exposition, Part 5.Gotta have at least one of those.Circular Argument.Let’s Interrogate the New Girl.And then there’s that.Old Unfamiliar Face.Fuzzy Timeline.I feel so loved.Time for a new subject!The silver lining.Same Old Jude.Flashback time!He of the infamous past.I knew they were all talk.The Girl They Left Behind.Say what, now?Pick yourself up…Bad riddance to good rubbish.Partners in Crime.Good. I’m sick of writing filler dialog.Correct. NOT more back tracking.Not more back tracking.Familiar names.The voice of reason.Resolve.Sob Story.Not voluntarily.I think she’s coming to.So much bouncing.Shock face.Full of Sound and Fury.A Dash of Cold Water.Rumblings.Mutterings.There’s No Place Like Home.Coming Along NicelyWow. Harsh.Now, that’s no fun at all.So much for that plan.Well, if it will make you FEEL better… The answer’s still no.Back to square one. Well, square three anyway.Time for a McGuffin“Cursed” is in the eye of the beholder.Show-offs.Simple Request.More flies with honey.Sensitivity – she’s just loaded with that.Level 5 Item: Instant campsiteAin’t gotta tell her twice.First Glimpse.Google these songs. Seriously.You see where this is going, right?People never listen.Sorry for asking.I’ve been told I have a mean sense of humor.You got some splanin’ to do.These introductions keep getting longer every time.Happy Independence Day!-facepalm-Interesssting.Ends and means, yoErr err err.Insert Plot HereForeshadowing.Same old song again.Who wants a worm, anyway?BAM.Sound AdviceMandantory Hazing of the New CharacterBegging will get you everywhere.Picture of DesperationThat’s what the cloaks are for.Still on the Right Track, At Least…Hot Damn, A Real Live ClueSOMEONE’S Not a Happy CamperBouncy BouncyWho’s Starting to Feel Like the MouseketeersLittle Problem IndeedSay What NowSee – People in my comics DO eat.Surrre. We Just Got BackSo Young and InnocentYaaay DirectionsFound Ya!You Know You Saw That ComingHint HintAll She Needs is a Waistcoat.Parrot Puff‘Bout timeAsk a silly question…Aw shucks, he kinda came that way.Divine intervention is is the eye of the beholder.This is why we hold ON to our magic items.Never Say I Didn’t Help YouBored, NowCongress of Magicians.Utterly FrighteningSchizophrenia For All.Yay, Directions.So Close, and Yet So Far.Da-na-na-NA!Watch Out for Fourth Wall Shards.Now With New Lime Flavoring.And We Listened to the Sister BECAUSE?Yeah, I Bet You Can.What She Said.Durrr…Thar She Blows.Day-um.Pleading Never Hurts.Hidden Folk.First Encounter.If You Say So…Good Policy.Pwnd.These Things Do Happen.That’s So Cheating.Excuses, Excuses.Decisions, Decisions.Nah. Too Lazy.Methinks the Lady, Etc. Etc. Etc.Distractions.Skyclad Rules!Backing Away Slowly.Nofe Air.Feel Like Only Yesterday.En Route.Birdy Snuggles!D’awwww.Congratulations!It’s the Principle of the Thing.Victory!Ah, the Toils of a True Hero.Who’s to Say It’s Not Lousy Anyway?Wee Bit Too Soon.Burn.Surprise! [It's the new default title.]Invitation SQUEEE!Here’s the Story..Geography Lesson.Well, At Least Someone’s Thinking.Because That’s Totally the Same Thing.Nicknames Are the Devil.Straightforward – That’s Our Sasha.The Ol’ One-Two.Are You Surprised?Just Another Day at the Office.Let’s Hear It For H.A.That’s One Word For It.Surprise!Better Safe Than Sorry.Break My Heart.Master of UnderstatementSay Who Now?Yup. Technically.Understatement.What A Charming Lady.Gotta Add the “Yet.”Sleeping Attempt = Fail.Compliment, Schmompliment.Who Knew Jude Could Be Right?Kinky.Guess She Has Good Aim.What A Drip.Happy Independence Day!Duh-duh-DUHHH!H!How UNfunny.He Has A Point.Insult His Homeland, Why Don’t Ya?Invitation.Who Saw THAT Coming?How Convenient.Sudden ShowersJust Like ConanJohnny Jump UpThat’s Nutty.What Nutjobs.Yum, Cheese.Technically, He’s RightSay What?Myths and LegendsThat’s Pretty Close, Right?Survival is OverratedGotta Love Comic AdventuringSmart AlecYum Yum FootHow GenerousMemory Like An ElephantExcuses, ExcusesHe’s BaaaackHope That Foot Tastes GoodWh-pshSo TransparentCheap ShotDetails SchmetailsFarewellsSubtlety is the Best OptionA Bit of DirectionSolutionProblemOkay, But Not ReallyDesperationGood QuestionLet’s Play Dress UpRevelationSay What?!Making DemandsObjection with TeethObjection!Magic?MisunderstandingGrand EntranceCircumventionLiar LiarNo LuckConfusionBubble Head BrigadeReinforcements“Like”Convention Time!Like, TotallyDon’t Punk Out On MeSignsLeft BehindWoahPlot DeviceFourth Wall, Schmorth WallFake ExpositionStuckHint of HistoryWhere to Now?Official DecisionShot DownSmart BirdyDisbeliefDeliverySquared AwayLesson LearnedJust in CaseUnrighteous IndignationLong ShotCrossingAlmost ThereWell, DuhStrikeOopsColdDiggingDoomedNit PickingIt’s A Plan… Sort Of?Night FlightNighty Night…Good Point.Happy Valentine’s Day!Double WhammyWhat’s In A Name?FreakySuspicious…Blaahhh…Good QuestionDecisionsCoincidence?QuestionNew AdditionBigger MisunderstandingLittle Misunderstanding…Oh.Hey, JudeBroken BardLesson LearnedDeja VuBirdy, Birdy in the SkySurprise!ExplanationDirections. Sort of.TomorrowOh… ThatComfortGift HorseSettling Debts & Heading OutDirectionsNice TryStaresDiscount!Oh, YeahDuh-duh Duuuuuh!…Not Quite What He MeantDemonstrationMeeting the MagicianHappy Holidays!Great ReasonTa-Da! AgainAnomalyI Love ComebacksUnderstatements and ClichesBluntInsert Obvious Joke HereAsking the ImpossibleAttempted EntryJust Call Him Captain ObviousOfficially and For the RecordThat Can’t Be GoodOops!In SightGotta Love Helpful PowersMwa Ha Ha!Darkness FallsLine StealingSuccess!Oh, YeahHappy Turkey Day!…Trouble?Not AgainKindness of StrangersHot-HeadedMisunderstandingNice TryPesky DetailsName DroppingAaand, They’re OffUm…PromisesSlow Down, Sparky!No Kiddin’?Wakey Wakey!Sounds Like a PlanKnow a Guy Who Knows a GuyNever Seen Anything Like ItWho-da-wanna-huh?EgomaniaTa-da!Subject Change!Good JobGriefReally?IronyWhy Are You Here?IntroductionsWhat You In For?Ally-OopDidn’t Mean ToNot Polite to PointWho’s Responsible?What’s Going On?OopsNap TimeDancing RoomOh, MyStep TwoObjects in DistanceOr NotPretty CloseSafe to TravelStep OneGoing on an AdventureI Did It AgainThird TrySecond TryFirst TryI’m SeriousWait, What?StruckNot What I Had in MindMissing a SparkGet a LifeBeginnings

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